I picture Horse Rossin as a large avuncular man.
I picture Horse Rossin as a large avuncular man
Neighborly when it benefits the common good
Otherwise keeps to himself and thoughts of teen glory
Sees no damn reason why all men aren’t created equal
Expresses both horse sense and horse power
Sits in public in an old Adirondack on the soil side
Of old County Road cutting across Vineyard Haven
Sells chicken and duck eggs from a clothes hamper
Sits under what appears to be his personal home sign
A yellow diamond with black letters on a six-foot pole
His name printed out proudly, officially stamped large
He witnesses his world and his world witnesses back
White hair formerly blonde stuffed under a fishing cap
Formerly blue with a ripped Texaco logo
Well-worn jeans with 30-year-old LL Bean boots
In summers a yellow bowling shirt with Lenny in red
Stitched above the pocket, picked up at the Dumptique
Exposing arms dotted with freckles like shakes of paprika
I picture Horse Rossin pushing an old lawn mower
Through a field of plans that didn’t work out that well
But somewhere in the undeveloped and overdeveloped
There are enough bright flowers to water any eye
Each day the school bus rumbles down the road
He engages its passengers in fierce waving contests
The rest of the Rossins are invisible doing chores
Milking cows, making cheese, painting by the numbers
Frequently he repairs a broken axle, a leaky tire
Occasionally he mends a twisted point of view
An easy smile tends to push his ruddy cheeks out
Then relaxes so coolly into a deal-sealing smirk
He is his own man
Once a month he gives serious thought
To repainting the chair
But neither he nor anyone else gives a thought
To repainting that sign, replacing the letters faded away
Long ago did his last name start with a C, end with a G?
Gone unnoticed until now
I picture Horse Rossin with a vivid imagination
He exercises on gray days when the family is out
I picture Horse Rossin as a country gentleman
Determined to blend in with his community
He will always be his own man
Reminds me of my snarky college days driving
Along Route 84 passing Ashford, Connecticut
There was a damaged sign outside a roadside lodging
One side welcomed you to the Shford Motel
While the other side poetically offered you
Heated Poo
Colored T
In every roo

Comments
How about the well maintained
Tom West TisburyHow about the well maintained sign on the North Road coming out of Menemsha: Slow Turkeys.
I can think of at least three meanings.
I made that sign years ago
Coco Adams Formerly North RoadI made that sign years ago after watching too many turkey feathers lying in the road. And yes it does , of course, have many meanings. Like most phrases. I made one for Middle Road with a donkey on it. But it was stolen. Just goes to show you.
Haha! LOVE our Horse Rossin
Mona Rosenthal West Tisbury (near the HR sign)Haha! LOVE our Horse Rossin warning sign. It's as welcoming as the Hooray for Bill. Great piece, Thanks Arnie!
This is by far my favorite
Thom West TisburyThis is by far my favorite sign on Martha's Vineyard. Please never fix it.
Every day I see this sign,
Judy WTEvery day I see this sign, and say next time I'll bring a magic marker,or go to Shirleys' and get a large "C" but then I don't think of it again until the next time I pass it.Maybe the town could put up a C,for those who still ride their horses off Old County Road.Traffic goes way too fast on that road.Many horses have lost their lives ,and riders very seriously injured along that stretch due to the traffic.I know, I was one.It was put there to protect horse and riders,not as a joke.
Arnie, that opening line made
Chip Coblyn OBArnie, that opening line made me laugh out loud, and it's only 7:27 in the morning.
Thanks for the introduction,
Don McLagan Snowy Sudbury MAThanks for the introduction, Arnie. Horse Rossin's a friend I'd like to meet.
Arnie! Magic!
Geraldine Brooks West TisburyArnie! Magic!
Great sign, great eye, great
Char Seymour Oak BluffsGreat sign, great eye, great story, great enjoyment. Thanks
My favorite signs are a pair.
Abbie steele chilmarkMy favorite signs are a pair. Going up island reads 25 mph. Across the road another sign reads 35 mph. At T where right heads over towards Alley's and left out to etown.
A wonderful ballad! Thank
Irene Newport Beach, CaliforniaA wonderful ballad! Thank you.
brilliant! very clever
Annie Too upis landbrilliant! very clever writing. every line was a winner and made me laugh.
Still a great piece of
Joanie West TisburyStill a great piece of writing, Arnie. The February 2017 comments that follow are also gems in their own right and exhibit the best of Island culture; all you have to do is mention a particular turkey sign and the sign maker pops up.
I LOVE this sign and the
Heidi Drew Vineyard HavenI LOVE this sign and the imagination it provokes in the imaginative. Arnie was all that. Thank you.
No quirk to small for his eye
Rob Burnside Kingston, PANo quirk to small for his eye and pen! Thanks and Godspeed, Arnie
Arnie, I’m a relative
Ray C. The MainlandArnie, I’m a relative newcomer to the wonderful, imaginative writings you’ve shared these past years. While I’ll have to wait until the afterlife to meet you, I’ll be keeping my imagination open and eyes peeled for your Horse Rossin so long as I walk this beautiful island earth!
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